Spending years toiling at wizard school in the notoriously elitist necromancy department, barely scraping by for several years before they begrudgingly give me my necromancer degree, all so that I can go sit on the beach and revive ediacaran fossils on the beach and look at the creatures.
Spending years infuriated at wizard school in the notoriously lax druidry department, getting no grant money and having to practically teach myself for my dissertation before they remember to give me my druid degree, all so that I can go sit on the beach with you and ensure that the ediacaran fossils on the beach you revive are able to fulfill their dietary needs and won’t destabilize the supernatural ecosystem.
The best thing I’ve learned this week is that some alcohol has a pear inside the bottle
How did it get in there? Like this of course
Bottles are slid over young fruits and tied to the trunk for stability. This makes them very difficult to care for and frankly the goofiest looking pear tree I’ve ever seen but am I going to buy a bottle of this just to stare at it? Probably.
of course, this is exactly the same method that’s used for ships in bottles too
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
I was thinking on how to depict ghostly dwarves, and I came up with b&w palette, since the Halls of Mahal are told to be in dull colors compared to the world of living.
Here are also CSP brushes I am using if anyone wants to try them: (google disk link).
Busy, Busy, Busy. Burn the candle at both ends, 'til moon gives way to sun again. Sing a song and watch it fly by. An instant in your ear, forever in your mind.
Now with all of my (art, music, writings) collected on their own works page.
